Daily Archives: July 22, 2009

David Beckham Pulls a Zidane

In addition to being rich (as has previously been chronicled ad nauseum, including here), a bit dim (as the old adage goes, “When the dimmest proclaim your lack of dimness, thou art verily proven dim.”), and a poor teammate / cheapskate / leadership-responsibility-shirker / douche-bag (as described in detail to 25-year-old males worldwide here), it now appears that David Beckham can become something of a hothead when he gets his feelings hurt

If there is one thing that both the Yanks *and* the Brits can agree upon, it is this: Heroes don’t lose their cool.

Welcome to the start of your long, wealthy, substantially-less-heroic career denouement, Becks. Alas, it seems we had just begun to know ye….