Monthly Archives: June 2009

Enter the era of the $2000 Car

In case there was ever any doubt whether the rest of the world had long ago surpassed the U.S. in its ability to produce decent cars at extremely affordable prices, welcome to the Tata Nano (not available over here… yet?). 50 mpg, room for 4, good handling, quiet interior, extremely low emissions, and branding which unabashedly acknowledges that it ain’t no Hummer (now a Chinese property, BTW). Eco-chic, and you can probably fit two in any self-respecting US parallel parking spot. I want one. <File under: reason number one grillion why GM went bankrupt>

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Title: “Father’s Day, with Fly Rod”

As my wife knows, about the only religion I subscribe to is the restorative power of standing in a river. Preferably one with wild trout in it that are looking up on that particular day. I got to worship at the altar of a new, relatively undiscovered freestone creek last weekend on a nearly-perfect Dad’s Day orchestrated by my loving (and understanding) bride and my best friend. When I returned home on the crack-of-dawn flight yesterday, I was greeted at the door by an enthusiastic 4-year-old who had drawn a Father’s Day card for me by hand the prior day. Reproduced below, she explained it was a picture of “Daddy fishing in a river. With snails in the water. And hearts all around.” Awesome.

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And now, purely for posterity, an account of my Dad’s Day outing. [Sneaky caveat: river names were redacted from the original email, in case there are any particularly sleuthy flyfisherman trolling the interwebs for tips on secret fishing spots east of Spokane… I’m not quite ready to give up the coordinates on this place yet, for fear that the next time I get out to fish it again it would ever-so-slightly increase the likelihood that we’d see another human out there. I don’t know if it really matters, but I’d like to think that being a wee-bit paranoid is what keeps the wild fish in places like this in the river, where they’re supposed to stay, imho.]

“ralph and i had a little one day adventure last sunday for dad’s day that proved to me that cutthroats can be: big enough, aggressive, and fighters. and it taught me not to discount the small water.
we went to this incredible freestone creek that’s a tributary in northern idaho of the ____________  called ___________ .
(mandy had generously pre-cleared the one-day getaway for me out to spokane to enable it – genius.)
anyway it was unbelievable – ralph has fished the lower 3 miles or so up a few times, but we google mapped it further up and saw (via satellite – aint technology cool?) what looked like from the space-station-close-up a 1.5 mile meadow of braided channels and lots of switchbacks with potential holes and cut banks that started about 3.5-4 miles up the river from the trailhead. he had never fished it, never seen it, and only heard from a couple of folks that it was accessible. i flew into spokane at 8, we hightailed the 2 hour drive to the trailhead, and packed big packs with all the gear and food for the day. took us over an hour from the trailhead to hike a forest trail to where it crossed the river at a huge bend that looked on the satellite map like it might be near the start of the meadow we were targetting. it was land of the lost – deep deep in the woods, never saw another person, ralph had this massive handgun on his belt called “the judge” that takes .410 slug shells that he carries for moose and bear. that made me nervous until i started seeing huge moose hoof prints fresh in the muddy trail and along the riverbanks all day. around mile 2 on the hike i started seeing the river/creek and could tell it was going to be on. at 11 in the morning the PMD’s were already coming off thick, we could see occassional little risers in the slicks, and even though it was supposed to rain in the afternoon the cloud cover was perfect, there was hardly any wind, and temps were low 60′s.
we dropped the packs under a pine tree, suited up, strung up our matching green Biix 4-weights, and ate lunch while we watched what looked like some big boys going on top in the troubled water 10 feet below us.
two cold beers later, with two more in my daypack for an afternoon libation, we wet waded in quick-dries and wading boots into the creek. maybe 20 feet wide, no deeper than knee high except in the deep holes where it got to probably 5 feet to maybe 8-10 in some places. reminded me of a freestone Ruby.
We had one rod rigged with a 14 PMD that matched the hatch, the other with a chubby chernobyl b/c we thought the golden stones might have made their way up that far. turned out they hadn’t, but no worries, because once in the river we started seeing a few massive green drakes drying off in the tailout. yummy.
Ralph let me have first throw. second cast with the PMD, whacked the largest cutt i’ve ever caught in the middle of the tailout. big fight, plenty of wild genes digging for the deepest part of the hole. when we landed him, it was the craziest looking wildest fish ever – dark spots like a bow, yellow belly of a cutt, but a bright pink line that started at its gills and ran the entire length of the 18-19 inches down to its adipose. it was more of a cut-belly than a cutthroat. (ralph has a pic but has been too lazy to upload it yet, so i’ll have to send that later…). Next couple casts i whacked another smaller guy on the PMD. Ralph switched to a big green drake and took one or two of the remainders out of the troubled water at the top of the hole.
1/4 mile of walking upstream later we’d traded off first-casts and smacked 3 or 4 more out of the runs we found, and we got to the start of the most gorgeous mile long stretch of switchbacks and cut-banks running through a big open scrub-brush and wild grasses meadow you’ve ever seen.
For the next 5 hours we worked our way from the bottom to the top of each switchback fast-water tailout catching rollers on upstream casts with dry flies. every hole or cut-bank had at least 2 in it, some had 3 or 4, with at least one in each promising hole being in the 15/16 class and garden-variety average being 12-14. PMD’s all day, occassional drakes, a few yellow sallies, and by afternoon still no rain but these big cahill PED’s started going and they started keying on those. ralph even got a few to roll under the overhang brush and cutbanks on the chubby.
I can’t count how many we caught, but it was steady all day and it was at least 20 hookups each, although we started LDR’ing the ones under 10-12 by midafternoon.
In one cutbank, there was a truly special guy that i stung on the way up but missed. In another hole there was a 16 that went for my fly on 4 successive casts, i missed the set on 4 straight drifts, and on #5 he went again and i finally stuck and landed him. Dumb, but still fought like a bow until i got him on the bank rocks, which was how almost all of them were, even the 12-14′s.
Once we got a 1/4 mile or so past the top of the long meadow, we turned around and spent a couple more hours working our way back down river to the packs and hitting all the good runs and holes again. some of them stayed spooked, but as we got closer to the starting point we started whacking them (same ones?) again in all the same spots. At the big cut bank i AGAIN had a shot on a looong upstream cast at the big guy and missed the set. Only bummer of the day.
Back to the packs by about 6, and then we walked the remaining 3 miles or so back to the trailhead in the river this time and hit about 4 or 5 more holes and runs that Ralph has fished before, trading off on first throw and taking at least one good fish from all of them.
At the last cutbank run under some overhang just before the trailhead, i broke down my rod and sat down with tired arms while ralph smacked two more good rollers on 10-foot drifts right next to the bank. The first drip-drops of rain shower hit the windshield 15 minutes later as we loaded back into the rig and had our last beers on the bumper.
It was like we were fly fishing in virgin water 100 years ago, and it’s probably true that some or most of those fish had never seen an artificial or had metal in their lip before.
on the drive back we passed another tributary about 10 miles away called ___________ that wanders through another giant grassy meadow that looked amazing also (but which ralph said gets a little fisherman pressure from Cd’A daytrippers).
It was just flat out awesome. hope you enjoyed reading the fishing report as much as i just enjoyed procrastinating work a little by writing it :-).”

That’s not the Bleecker street I used to live on…

Ah, lament I shall for a moment, the halcyon days of my youth. 282 Bleecker, a hot (in the summer), cold (water, the boiler never seemed to work), 2-apartment (shout out to Peter my roommate, who met his one true love, the sparkly Miriam when she moved in downstairs), tar-roofed (illegal parties!), walk-up building just shy of 7th avenue. These were the mid-‘90’s… days of garbage piled up each morning on the curb, Faicco’s and the original, pre-upgrade-and-relocation Murray’s down the block, and nothing more upscale than the odd early-American antique furniture a few blocks west which had probably been there forever. No Ralph Lauren store, no $35-an-entree restos, no couture boutiques. About the only “luxury” you could find was the $2.00 cupcakes at Magnolia Bakery, but even that fascination faded quickly when – post “Sex and the City feature” – the lines started running down the block for a frosted treat that Carrie and her friends supposedly ate. Well, that’s all changed now, hasn’t it. Slowly at first, around the time I was moving out of my $400/month room (believe it) with a window overlooking the constant 100-decibel din of Bleecker and the never-ending parade of double-decker bus tourists rumbling through their loudspeaker-enhanced turn off of 7th Ave. Then more quickly, as one of the last truly grungy and rough-edged thoroughfares of the old Village gave way ever more quickly during the financial-shenanigan-fueled excesses of the “early Ought’s”. And now what are we left with? A street so suddenly synonymous with too-quickly-flush-with-cash spending that Ralph himself now offers a $500 “Bleecker Loafer”. The name alone is making countless Beats, hippies, and Peggy-Guggenheim-era Ashcan School artists snort derisively as they turn over in their graves…. Ah, the good old days of my broke younger years, gone but not forgotten.

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My daughter is also likely to be a world renowned DJ

GirlTalk look out. In addition to being a capitalist genius (already) and a philanthropist (natch), she also seems to be blessed with a seemingly genetic pre-disposition towards electronic mixing. Dig it… and try to resist the groove.

My daughter is a capitalist genius

My daughter and her little friend held a classic summer lemonade stand on a beautiful sunny day yesterday. Get this: Free popcorn.  (Hmm, thirsty after that free salty snack? Thought so. Lemonade? That’ll be 10 cents, TYVM.). GENIUS.  They made $15. And not only that, now she’s following in the footsteps of many other capitalist genii: she’s a philanthropist. She is giving the whole haul to the local foodbank.  Here’s one of their signs. Take a lesson, struggling retailers of America…

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Boo ya – I PWN the search engines…

… so says “TruReputation”, Visible Technologies’ newest self-diagnostic online service that lets you estimate how well your rep holds up in search engine results. Either there aren’t a lot of “Clay McDaniel’s” out there, or all those social media website profiles I have to manage because of my chosen career are doing me some good on the interwebs.

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“The Henry’s Fork doesn’t fish like it used to…”

so say some of the grumblers. Maybe they’re right, maybe the weak winters and skinny flows in the early 2000’s put down several cycles of bugs (seemed to me that it did), maybe increased pressure is spooking fish off the Ranch (doubt it), maybe there’s just more rookies out there (definitely – i was one myself 10 years ago). Or maybe the lens of nostalgia is always optimistic? HFF ran a study last year to try to get some answers. Research always has bias, but interesting.

Grizzly Bear’s new video for Two Weeks

requires one of those big notes sections at the back of Penguin Classics that help you figure out what “Gravity’s Rainbow” was really all about. Or maybe it’s really simple and just good old fashioned trippy. Anyway…

Is this the greatest folk / no depression album of the last 5 years?

my vote: Yes. I dare you to listen to Let Me See the Colts and not feel the smoldering mix of despair and hope that Bill Callahan has wrought throughout this album. Nearly perfect all the way through. Enough said.

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First Bing win, Google fail

I have tried TwitterBerry (twice), Twibble, and a few other Twitter management apps for my Blackberry in the last 6 months, and had universally bad experiences with all of them on the Curve (old school). Memory leaks, app fails, etc. – none of them ready for primetime. Each time I had to hit Reset and find a new, different app with a higher likelihood of “playing nice” with my device, I went back to the well: Google organic search results like this one. Not only did I never find any good alternatives in the first page of results except for one paid app called TweetGenius which seems to be getting good early reviews but which costs actual moneys (gasp! <choke>), but I started to think there just weren’t any other decent free ones out there. Then yesterday I used Bing with the same query. This time, numerous different blog and forum alternatives popped up in the organic results – along with the usual suspects, several free ones I hadn’t heard of before including Yatca and UberTwitter (admittedly one click away within one of the blog posts on the first page of results, but hey, I’ll take one click away over nowhere-to-be-indexed). Thanks Bing for a more diverse set of results, and for helping me solve a problem with one query, a quick scan, and a couple clicks, that el Goog couldn’t with 4 or 5. [File under: #bingcasestudy]

p.s. I installed and am now using UberTwitter, which rules – the best free app out there for the 8300 series Curve by far, IMHO: fast, clean, all the core Twitter account and messaging management functionality you’d expect and need, and some added bonus coolness like full Twitter user profiles auto-loaded when you open a specific tweet in your timeline. Highly recommended (so far :).